MASCOT IDENTITY CRISIS: MUSTANGS VS. THE MAROON LUMBERJACKS?

Look, I’ve spent a lot of time staring at the Avon Lake’s Mascot. I’ve done the research. I’ve consulted the ancient scrolls (Wikipedia). And I’m still confused. They call themselves the “Shoremen,” which sounds like a very sturdy, reliable brand of rain boots. But their mascot? It’s a guy who looks like he just walked out of a 1950s Popeye cartoon, holding an anchor over his head like he’s about to shot-put it into Lake Erie.

Is he a sailor? A dock worker? A guy who lost his boat and is now just really, really mad at the water? We may never know. What we do know is that tonight, at the Brunswick Auto Mart Arena, that anchor is going to feel a lot heavier when our Mustangs start circling.

Listen, gold and maroon is a bold choice. It says, “We want to look like a hot dog with fancy mustard.” Respect. But while the Shoremen are busy trying to figure out if they’re supposed to be rowing a boat or lifting weights, our boys are focused on one thing: speed. You can’t drop anchor on a horse that’s already halfway down the ice.

Speaking of speed, let’s talk about Lucas Haigh. We called him a “masterclass in hustle” last week, and honestly? We undersold it. Watching #19 chase a puck is like watching a heat-seeking missile that’s had way too much espresso. He plays with the kind of vendetta usually reserved for people who spoil movies on opening night. If the Shoremen think they’re going to have a relaxing “day at the shore,” Lucas is here to be the seagull that steals their entire lunch.

The Mustangs are ready. The ice is chilled. The snark is at an all-time high. Come watch us turn the Shoremen into… well, just men on a shore.

THE DEETS:

Opponent: Avon Lake Shoremen (The Anchor Tossers)

Time: 6:50 PM TONIGHT

Location: Brunswick Auto Mart Arena

Vibe: High-octane horse power vs. nautical confusion

Bring your energy. Bring your green. Leave the anchors at home. 🐴💚⚓️

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